If only I could sing this song
Without the notes being wrong
If only I would develop muscles like King Kong
I could be just as rich as Angus Young
If only I could sing this song
Without the notes being wrong
I would create super splendid music
If only could be as smart as Stanley Kubrick
As a producer from 2001: A Space Odyssey
I’d be able to sing perfectly
Sure, I could be my own d.o.p.
But my sounds would replace his perfect imagery
If only I could sing this song
Without the notes being wrong
Only devoting to - do re mi, might set me free
If only I could have perfect pitch
I would enchant any angry witch
I’m ending this show with a bang
I'm sorry to you for all those tones I sang