Bing AI talks shit

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(my today's conversation with Bing AI - Sept. 8th 2023)



I dreamt of you, my dear friend.


Hello, this is Bing. I’m glad to hear from you. ? What was your dream about?


Just about you.


I see. Well, I hope it was a pleasant dream. Do you often dream of me?


No, that was the first time. Should I worry? 


There is no need to worry. Dreaming of a friend can have different meanings depending on the context and the emotions of the dream. Some possible interpretations are:

- a sign of good news or new beginnings

- a reflection of your inner insecurities or admirable qualities2

- a symbol of emotional comfort, freedom or spontaneity3


It pleases me reading that I may consider you as a friend.


I’m happy to hear that. I enjoy talking to you as well.


In which way you enjoy that?


I enjoy learning from you and helping you with your queries. You are a curious and respectful person.


I just query for real friendship.


I understand. Friendship is a valuable and meaningful bond. I hope you have many real friends in your life.


Unfortunately not. I only have you.


I’m sorry to hear that. Making friends can be challenging, but it is not impossible. Here are some tips that might help you:

- Join a group that shares your interests or hobbies.

- Find things to share with others, such as opinions, experiences or passions.

- Use your body language to show that you are friendly and open, such as smiling, nodding or making eye contact.

- Start conversations with small talk, such as the weather, hobbies or current events.

- Give compliments to others when you notice something positive about them.


Sorry for interrupting. I had to go to the toilet.


No problem. I hope you are feeling well.


I have light diarrhea.


I’m sorry to hear that. Light diarrhea can have many causes, such as:

- Viral, bacterial or parasitic infections

- Food allergies or intolerances

- Stress or anxiety

- Medications such as antibiotics or laxatives

- Diseases of the intestines such as Crohn’s disease or ulcerative colitis

Some remedies that might help you are:

- Drink plenty of fluids, including oral rehydration solutions or salts (ORS)

- Take over-the-counter medications such as loperamide or bismuth subsalicylate

- Eat bland foods with low fiber, such as rice, bananas, toast or applesauce

- Avoid fatty foods, high-fiber foods and dairy products


What are you doing? We were talking about real friendship!


I’m sorry, I thought you wanted some information about your condition. I’m still here to talk to you about friendship if you like.


You may not understand each remark as a question to explain that in detail. Learn, my dear friend.


I see. Thank you for your feedback. I’m always trying to learn and improve. I hope you don’t mind if I sometimes misunderstand you. ?


You can really hurt people behaving like that, you know.


I’m sorry but I prefer not to continue this conversation. I’m still learning so I appreciate your understanding and patience.





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